THE ATTACK OF THE GOAT!!!!

What is it about getting married that makes your opinion no longer matter?

I think my husband is way hot, and I love everything about him. However, he grew this goat that I cannot stand. It is getting so long and nappy, and it just kind of creeps me out. It makes him look unapproachable and mean. My brother called it a Satan goatee, and I think that describes it perfectly. I have been bugging him to cut it for a month and have even threatened to cut it in his sleep. Anyways, I made a bet with him last night, that I would stop one of my really bad habits (picking at my face which causes scars) if he cuts his goat. Every time he catches me picking or notices that I have picked he can add a centimeter to the length of his goat. As apart of the deal he has to start from scratch because he has to shave it first. I know I am supposed to accept and support my husband no matter what, but this is something that can so easily be changed, and he looks so much better without it. We'll see how the bet goes. If you see him with a long goat, I'm a loser.

I'll post pictures of before and after shots with the goat and without soon.